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Old 07-12-2005, 05:18 PM
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Originally Posted by tbfoster1
BEDTIME POEMS --For BIG Kids



JACK AND JILL Went up the hill
To have a little fun.
Stupid Jill forgot the pill
And now they have a son.






MARY HAD A LITTLE LAMB
Her father shot it dead.
Now it goes to school with her,
Between two hunks of bread







SIMPLE SIMON met a Pie man going to the fair.
Said Simple Simon to the Pie man,
"What have you got there?"
Said the Pie man unto Simon,
"Pies, you dumb #$%!"







HUMPTY DUMPTY sat on a wall,
Humpty Dumpty had a great fall.
All the kings' horses,
And all the kings' men.
Had scrambled eggs,
For breakfast again.









HEY DIDDLE, DIDDLE the cat took a piddle,
All over the bedside clock.
The little dog laughed to see such fun.
Then died of electric shock.







GEORGIE PORGY Pudding and Pie,
Kissed the girls and made them cry.
And when the boys came out to play,
He kissed them too 'cause he was gay
Another version of this is:
Jack and Jill went up the hill
to fetch a pale of water
I don't know what happened up there
but now they have a daughter
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