Originally Posted by TheBigGame
the dumb route to go would be to make them the blue sox! get it...red, white and blue sox...ha....guess that wasnt funny. but i think for now theyre just gonna stick with the expos and make them the washington expos, but i hope not cause that doesnt sound too good.
The way most players wear their pants these days, you could call the new team the "No-Sox".
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