02-09-2006, 08:36 PM
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i was bored so went looking for some more. found this site. some are hilarious. enjoy.
http://www.duckshit.com/chuck-norris-jokes/
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02-09-2006, 08:39 PM
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02-14-2006, 06:28 PM
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The opening scene of the movie "Saving Private Ryan" is loosely based on games of dodgeball Chuck Norris played in second grade.
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02-14-2006, 06:32 PM
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Originally Posted by Santheb
I wish the Chuck Norris jokes would die already |
Chuck Norris once roundhouse kicked a guy so hard in Oregon, it knocked Santheb's sense of humor out of his body in Virginia, lol.
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The one disappointment of the off-season housecleaning that brought Allen and Shanahan here is that they didn't part ways with Larry Michael as well. He is a prominent and unavoidable symbol of the horrible way Snyder and Cerrator ran this team in the past. Moving on to a new era of Redskins football, on and off the field, should have meant severing ties with him as well.
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02-14-2006, 11:12 PM
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Chuck is such a badass that he found Saddam Hussian in the rat hole, and told the US Army where he was located while filming another infomecial.
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02-15-2006, 08:37 AM
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At least people have heard of that dud, Jack Bauer starred in this little forgotten number
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02-15-2006, 09:17 AM
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At least people have heard of that dud, Jack Bauer starred in this little forgotten number |
I still think Chuck Norris wins this one!!
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02-15-2006, 10:06 AM
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Sachem
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I still think Chuck Norris wins this one!! |
Not so fast my friend, Sutherland has done his share too.
And yes, he and Woody Harrelson are looking for a guy named Nacho Salazar. Now that is a classic name.
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02-15-2006, 10:27 AM
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Not so fast my friend, Sutherland has done his share too.
And yes, he and Woody Harrelson are looking for a guy named Nacho Salazar. Now that is a classic name. |
Thankfully I have never seen any of these! 
Judging from the picture, I thought that was Brokebak Mountain for a second.
I'd say we should take an average of the imdb ratings for their films... but I am too lazy to do that.
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02-15-2006, 10:46 AM
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Spirit
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Originally Posted by MoeRedskins
At least people have heard of that dud, Jack Bauer starred in this little forgotten number |
Check out the character list from that movie.
First off Kiefer Sutherland plays "John Box".
Bridget Fonda plays a dude named Jimmy Dade.
We even have an Officer Ramsey played by Steven Weber. |
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