Analogies and Metaphors Found in High School Essays

[CarMike]

http://www.qwertyed.com/q_pages/q6_f...analogies.html

Her face was a perfect oval, like a circle that had its two other Sides gently compressed by a Thigh Master. - Sue Lin Chong, Washington

His thoughts tumbled in his head, making and breaking alliances like underpants in a dryer without Cling Free. -Chuck Smith, Woodbridge

He spoke with the wisdom that can only come from experience, like a Guy who went blind because he looked at a solar eclipse without one of those boxes with a pinhole in it and now goes around the country speaking at high schools about the dangers of looking at a solar eclipse without one of those boxes with a pinhole in it. -Joseph Romm, Washington

[skinfanatic]

thats pretty hilarious. there are some that are just absurd out there.

[tbfoster1]

That was a real good laugh.

[HAWGZHEAD]

He spoke with the wisdom that can only come from experience, like a Guy who went blind because he looked at a solar eclipse without one of those boxes with a pinhole in it and now goes around the country speaking at high schools about the dangers of looking at a solar eclipse without one of those boxes with a pinhole in it. -Joseph Romm, Washington

LMAO, that sounds like it came straight from Peter Griffin.

[RedskinRyan]

"She had a deep, throaty, genuine laugh, like that sound a dog makes just before it throws up" lol funny

alot of these are good

the guy russell beland, hes always in the stlye invitational for the wahsington post.