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08-08-2007, 03:22 PM
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Clemson University's best attempt at a research project...
I couldn't even make this up if I tried:
http://www.washingtonpost.com/wp-dyn...701294_pf.html
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Last month, scientists at Clemson University in South Carolina determined that applying the five-second rule to dropped food will not actually prevent the food from gathering bacteria.
The nation's reaction to this: Duh.
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08-08-2007, 04:00 PM
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LMAO. What's next? A study to determine if boogers are safe to eat?
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08-08-2007, 04:31 PM
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scientists at Clemson University
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Funniest part of the story 
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08-08-2007, 04:46 PM
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who's running that place? Mythbusters?
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08-08-2007, 05:38 PM
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Originally Posted by PyroGenic
who's running that place? Mythbusters?
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Nope, they already tested it a while back. Someone might have wanted to tell the ol' boys at Clemson that.
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08-08-2007, 07:20 PM
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Originally Posted by Biggie
Nope, they already tested it a while back. Someone might have wanted to tell the ol' boys at Clemson that.
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08-08-2007, 07:42 PM
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Akh -
When are you going to learn to spell the name of the school correctly.....It is Klemp-sun.
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08-08-2007, 11:56 PM
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well, now that that's settled........what secrets are left for science to uncover?
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08-09-2007, 12:27 AM
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My guess is that they had a government grant to conduct the study. 
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08-09-2007, 12:53 PM
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Another finding from the same group of scientists: Water = Wet
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08-09-2007, 04:10 PM
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How did I almost go to that school?
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