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09-08-2003, 08:44 AM
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Dope-seeking teens call cops by mistake
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Sept. 8, 2003 | AUSTIN, Minn. (AP) -- Two teens accused of searching for a marijuana dealer dialed the ultimate wrong number -- they called the Mower County Sheriff's cell phone.
Sheriff Terese Amazi's cell phone rang around noon on Friday. The caller said she wanted a bag of marijuana. After Amazi said she was the sheriff, the caller said, "I'm sorry," and hung up.
A few minutes later, the phone rang again. This time, Amazi let a deputy answer.
The caller again asked for a bag of marijuana, and the deputy -- who called himself "Dupe" on the phone -- arranged for a meeting at a convenience store an hour later.
"Apparently, they didn't know the meaning of 'Dupe' as in 'duped' either," Amazi said. "It's incredible."
The girls, ages 15 and 17, were arrested at the scene. Police said they found cash for the marijuana and drug paraphernalia on both girls. One was released to her parent and the other was turned over to a probation officer.
"Not only did they do something wrong, but they should have been in school," Amazi said.
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09-08-2003, 08:47 AM
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Now thats soem dumb kids..should make them the poster children for why not to use. 
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09-08-2003, 09:32 AM
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Only in America! jk
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09-08-2003, 11:42 AM
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Only in Minnesota! j/k (kinda)
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09-08-2003, 11:59 AM
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Spence, I was about post this same thing. I had heard it ona local radio show this morning.
Did you guys ever hear about the woman who came out of the mall to find a some guys in her car? She pulled out a can of pepper spray and ran the guys off. So she gets into her car and tries to start it up but her key doesn't fit the ignition. It wasn't her car after all.
So she decides to go to the police station to let them know what had just happened. When she walks in there are the 3 men that she chased off...filing a car jacking report.....LMAO
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09-08-2003, 05:12 PM
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Mike, that's freaking hilarious!
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09-08-2003, 05:53 PM
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hR Owner
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Mike is the King of Humor for hR.
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09-08-2003, 06:07 PM
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Quote:
Originally posted by CarMike
Spence, I was about post this same thing. I had heard it ona local radio show this morning.
Did you guys ever hear about the woman who came out of the mall to find a some guys in her car? She pulled out a can of pepper spray and ran the guys off. So she gets into her car and tries to start it up but her key doesn't fit the ignition. It wasn't her car after all.
So she decides to go to the police station to let them know what had just happened. When she walks in there are the 3 men that she chased off...filing a car jacking report.....LMAO
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09-09-2003, 05:10 PM
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Excellent posts guys
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09-10-2003, 06:34 AM
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As I've said so many times before, some people are just overflowing with dumb.
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09-10-2003, 09:56 AM
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Sounds like somebody was eating stupid sandwiches again.
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A buffalo herd can only move as fast as the slowest buffalo & those are killed first. This natural selection is good for the herd as a whole because the health of the herd keeps improving by the regular killing of the weakest members. Similarly, the human brain can only operate as fast as the slowest brain cells. Intake of alcohol, killing the slowest & weakest brain cells first, makes the brain a faster, more efficient machine. That's why you always feel smarter after a few beers.
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09-10-2003, 10:13 AM
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Great Spirit
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Quote:
Originally posted by robert11273
Sounds like somebody was eating stupid sandwiches again.
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09-10-2003, 10:21 AM
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Great Spirit
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Quote:
Originally posted by Spence
Ah, the Homer Simpson BLT.
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Uuuummmm, Laaarrrddd.
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A buffalo herd can only move as fast as the slowest buffalo & those are killed first. This natural selection is good for the herd as a whole because the health of the herd keeps improving by the regular killing of the weakest members. Similarly, the human brain can only operate as fast as the slowest brain cells. Intake of alcohol, killing the slowest & weakest brain cells first, makes the brain a faster, more efficient machine. That's why you always feel smarter after a few beers.
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